No. 1: Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnold Schwarzenegger was a seven-time Mr. Olympia. For crying out loud, he even appeared in the Guinness Book of World Records as "The Most Perfectly Developed Man in the History of the World.

"He transitioned that into an extremely successful acting career and even managed to marry a Kennedy. In the meantime, his business acumen turned him into a multi-millionaire, even before he became a highly bankable actor.

Everything was coming up Arnold! But, then he became the Governator and started to turn into a girly man.

Take a look at him now, and he's all soft and kind of puffy. And, like many mortal males, he has a belly.

Of course, we say this with all due respect, because we're sure he could still beat us up -- or at least know the guys to get the job done.