Once you're removed, you are unceremoniously added to what they call the Chicken Count, which, at the time of this being published, stands at 124,212 people.
So, as we say goodbye to September, it's time to say hello to Nightmares Fear Factory and all the other seasonal haunted houses that come to us in October. None of which I'll be visiting.
You know. To keep the streak going.
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