Jean swimming briefs are real, as in real terrible
Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the beach, a horrific new fashion trend has arrived to scar your eyeballs.
From the "Who Approved This?" file comes the jean-printed swimsuit to truly make you swear off summer forever.
Shinesty has released these fashion don'ts on the world with a name that's not safe to print on a family website... or ClickOrlando.com.
According to the company's website, the swimsuits, also known as a Jeado, sell for $39.99 and are made to fit tight and not to be worn with a shirt.
"It is like eating a bag of chips in church. Everyone looks over at you with disgust, but deep down they want some too." the website adds.
Shinesty also suggests pairing the Jeado with a caterpillar-style mustache for "optimal results."