A Florida man who was under the influence of drugs and alcohol while driving called police to report his own crime, reports The Associated Press.
Police say Michael Lester was driving on New Year's Eve when he called 911 saying, "I'm too drunk. I don't know where I'm at."
Lester stayed on the phone with the dispatcher until officers found him "parked in the middle of the road."
Lester admitted to drinking beers and swallowing methamphetamine before getting into his vehicle.