Songs that don't mean what you think they do

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At this very moment, there's a couple out there realizing that "their" song, the 2005 hit ballad "You're Beautiful," has nothing to do with a loving, body-positive relationship and everything to do with a stalker who's stoned out of his mind. UK artist James Blunt has set the record straight. "'You're Beautiful' is not this soft romantic [expletive] song," Blunt told The Huffington Post in March. "It's about a guy who's high as a [expletive] kite on drugs in the subway stalking someone else's girlfriend when that guy is there in front of him."