ORLANDO, Fla. – Let’s be honest, we all know a traffic clown or two
If your Monday is already off to a bumpy start, buckle up!
We’re shifting gears into something a little more fun and a whole lot more relatable.
Traffic. It’s one of the few things every single one of us deals with, whether you’re driving a Tesla, a rusted-out pickup, or your kid’s carpool minivan that smells like sports socks and spilled juice boxes.
And if you’ve been on Central Florida roads for more than five minutes, you’ve definitely seen something that made you go, “What the honk?!”
Now, longtime followers will remember our legendary “What the Honk” segment, where we laughed, sighed, and sometimes cringed at the wild things caught on camera across our local roads.
And while that specific segment may have taken its final exit, we’re not done talking about the circus that is Florida traffic. In fact, we’re just warming up.
On today’s Trooper Steve on Patrol livestream, we’re dedicating the episode to the clowns. No, not the ones in face paint and floppy shoes (though that’d be oddly less concerning).
We’re talking about the drivers who treat the road like it’s their personal comedy stage. You know the ones—riding two lanes like it’s a balancing act or towing a sofa with dental floss and hope.
Thanks to you—yes, you with the dashboard cam and impeccable timing—we’ve got plenty to talk about.
So grab your coffee, take your seat (not behind the wheel, please), and join me as we scratch our heads, share a laugh, and maybe pick up a traffic tip or two along the way.
Because Mondays are hard. But traffic clowns? They make it just entertaining enough to get us through.